yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have fence marks all over my body
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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