i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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