Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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