Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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