I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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