we're blogging at a bar
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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