first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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