shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
