Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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