I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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