I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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