So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
