Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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