Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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