yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So vagazzling was a success
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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