she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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