soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Bring me that man meat
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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