Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and she was petting her beer can
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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