my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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