We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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