Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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