Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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