OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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