I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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