so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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