Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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