am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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