well I can't set my house on fire every night
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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