apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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