I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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