6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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