the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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