New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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