just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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