If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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