i permit you to call me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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