summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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