Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
handjob tips. give me some.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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