I can text with my tongue
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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