OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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