My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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