Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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