drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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