Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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