I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just invented taco cereal.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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