i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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