I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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