I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
is it fun? or sober?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
