Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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