just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Dicks are not precious.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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