Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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