i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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