i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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